Jesse Watters’ ‘Main Question’ For Astronauts Is Out-Of-This-World Crass

Jesse Watters took one giant leap for mankind ― into tackiness. (Watch the video below.)

“Hemmer’s a great interviewer, but he whiffed,” Watters said. “The main question that everybody wanted asked was, did they hook up? And he just left it hanging out there. I hope there’s a part two to this interview, Hemmer, because next time I see you I’m going to slap you silly.”

The pair was expected to return in June but, due to problems with their spacecraft, the mission stretched out until Elon Musk’s SpaceX was able to help bring them back. Trump accused the Biden administration of abandoning them.

The president also wondered about the state of their celestial relationship at one point; they are both married.

“They’ve been left up there,” he said. “I hope they like each other. Maybe they’ll love each other, I don’t know. But they’ve been left up there, think of it. And I see the woman with the wild hair. Good solid head of hair she’s got. There’s no kidding, there’s no games with her hair.”