‘We’re F**king Dying!’: Stephen Colbert Begs The ‘Deep State’ To Stop Trump

“Anyone feeling liberated?” he asked his audience after Trump’s “Liberation Day” tariffs triggered the Dow Jones Industrial Average’s biggest plunge since the start of the COVID pandemic in 2020.

“Worst day for our economy since COVID,” Colbert said. “Just a little reminder: This time, he’s the disease.”

He said the collapse proves that no shadowy “deep state” is operating within the government after all.

“Because if there was, they would’ve stopped this shit,” Colbert said. “But if they do exist, I just want to say to the cabal of financial and governmental elites who pull all the strings behind the scenes: Maybe put a pause on your 5G chip JFK Jr. adrenochrome chemtrail orgy and jump in here cuz we’re fucking dying.”

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